the “hey babe” contest. disclaimer : these quotes don’t all pertain to my husband, sam. disclaimer: i didn’t take these pictures of Natalie Portman. disclaimer: i didn’t write all of these. it began as a few funny texts between friends (krissa and ‘shaniqua’) and then i got carried away. claimer: i was crying, tears all...
Monthly Archives: February 2012
…rebecca & danny…
“it’s danny. not dan or daniel.” he said hand fist full with sunflower seeds. she drove. she laughed. she told me how after their first date they haven’t spent another weekend alone. i love that.
…orange wednesday…
space & the cheese grater. my one and only goal for the past 4 days was to fold the laundry. yet, four baskets of laundry still sit in my garage, unfolded. the trash is literally overflowing out of the bags and onto the floor. i’ve tossed the last 3 dirty diapers onto the welcome mat...
…orange wednesday…
fix. i saw it coming a ways off. the way you see brake lights forming like a chain reaction coming at you from a mile away and before you know it, everything comes to a stop. by the time sam got home from work, i was done. really done. i laid on my back, one...